JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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