I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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