i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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