He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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