Umm I'm too high to move.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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