found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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