how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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