butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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