with your own penis?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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