i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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