One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Success! We fucked roommates!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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