Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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