Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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