how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
It's official drugs can't kill me
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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