Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I'm really busy with my period
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