All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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