we have officially lost it.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize
