You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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