So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
