the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
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