He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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