went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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