Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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