we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
