Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
How naked do you want me to be?
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