He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I have tasted many bathrooms
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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