I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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