Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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