Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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