I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
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