I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I got inside last night via doggy door
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
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