Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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