I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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