i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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