oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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