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I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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