at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
this must be what syphilis tastes like
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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