We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
it was like having sex with a tree stump
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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