Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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