But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
home. puking in laundry basket.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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