I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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