id be glad to
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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