This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Me. At least after what I've been through.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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