Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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