i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Randomize
