Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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