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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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