this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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