okay pat passed out under dana's car
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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