Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
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